9.04.2008

upon further investigation...

The Onion has some pretty hilarious and great profiles of the two main candidates. Snippets and links below:

Barak Obama

Odds Of Pop-Locking During Inauguration: 1 in 12

Key Issues: Abortion:
Did some crazy shit in the '80's, not going to lie.

Difficulty Catching A Cab: Moderate

John McCain

Thoughts On Torture: Doesn't support stuff he couldn't handle

Key Issues: Climate Change:
Is against any kind of change at all.

Where He'd Be If Not Running For President: Dead


Check out their profiles (along with all of the "third party" candidates, as well as former potential candidates) here.

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