9.04.2008

i GUESS we can talk about him...

The Onion is a great read, every time, and you should absolutely bail on me right this minute to check in on them and make sure they're doing a stellar job, as they always do.

...Still there? Neato.

Right now I'm most amused by their latest article on McCain:

"John McCain is one of only two men who has a chance to become president of the United States of America, and by running an entire 600-word article about him, we are acknowledging that we are aware of that fact," a statement from the newspaper's editorial board read in part. "Even though we are certain that the presence of Sen. McCain's name and image on the front page will result in a decrease in reader interest, sales, and web traffic, running this story was, regrettably, the right thing to do."

The article is on the front page of their website, under "recent news," with the title "Top Story On John McCain Run Out Of Obligation."

Awesome.

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