Perez v. Palin

It's no secret that I'm a huge fan of Perez "The Jesus" Hilton. I don't always totally agree with his views, but generally we're pretty spot-on in terms of who we like and who we don't (although I don't totally understand his burning hatred for all things Cyrus--I mean she's annoying, but come on, she's 15!). That said, he's had his hands full the last few days with posts on Sarah Palin...








(all "photo credit," as it were, goes to Mr. Hilton)

Sarah Palin has officially taken over where Phelps left off (and let's not forget Spears), and frankly, here's my issue: she was named as Johnny's running mate on August 29th. Today is September 3rd. Already, having done limited research, I know that she doesn't "believe" in global warming (I mean, c'mon. Even McCain knows it's important to talk about how he's going to make the end of global warming a priority if he gets elected), she's got a 17 year old daughter who, by the way, is preggers (I'm having a hard time with the nasty rumors that Palin's 4-month-old is allegedly her daughter's child as well--but lord, wouldn't that be juicy?!), scandal, scandal, "scandal," let's not forget her foreign policy experience, and honestly, Sar, I'm willing to forgive you for not knowing what the title of VP stands for (because honestly, how many people can rightfully claim they do?), but I'd advise, in the future, not openly admitting that you don't.

Now. It took me slightly over 45 minutes to find all of those links to back up what I learned in about 5 minutes. 50 minutes total, to learn 7 things that pretty much support the theory that McCain (and/or his camp) didn't look AT ALL into his potential VP. I mean, I know, what with having to look over such a hefty resume (ZING!), they might have missed all of those things, but really?

...Really?